题型:阅读选择 题类:真题 难易度:普通
2016年中考英语真题试卷(浙江衢州卷)
阅读下面短文,从每题所给的A、B、C、D四个选项中选出最佳选项。
Jokes are things that we say to make other people laugh. Sometimes a joke is just a short sentence, while other times it can be a story that can take a while to tell. An example of a simple joke is:
Q:Why do birds fly south? A:Because it's too far to walk. |
People who tell jokes are welcomed everywhere bacause everyone likes hearing a good joke. Here is another example of a jokes:
Q:Why do hummingbirds hum(嗡嗡叫)? A:Because they don't know the words. |
We say a joke is “corny” if it is stupid. An example of a corny joke is:
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to the other side. |
But some people may think a corny joke actually a good joke. Telling a good joke depends not only on the joke itself but also on the way it is told. Some people have a skill for telling jokes. And some people simply do not know how to tell jokes. Every language and culture has its own funny jokes. As a result, many jokes lose their humor if they are translated into a different language. Some jokes depend on making fun of other people to be funny. However, these jokes may hurt people's feelings.
Sometimes jokes are told about certain races and religions (宗教). These are called “racial” and “religious” jokes, and they can be burning people, too. Jokes about the supposed special things of the members of one sex are sometimes considered to be “sexist (性别歧视的) rubbish”. Jokes that hurt people's feelings are not really funny.
Have you heard a good joke lately? Can you tell your classmates one that will make them laugh?
参考单词:1. decent 合宜的, 得体的; 2. reputation 名声; 3. incidental 伴随发生的
A. Bollywood pays great attention to traditional values. B. Bollywood is less famous than Hollywood, and yet it produces the most films in the world. C. Bollywood films are full of ideal things and free of daily worries. D. Bollywood is decent refreshing replacement for those over-stimulating Hollywood films. E. Bollywood has gradually won its reputation on the world stage. F. Bollywood films are mostly comic romances with light –hearted incidental music. |
Hollywood movies are regularly filled with sex and violence. They can be exciting films but sometimes all you want is a little light-hearted entertainment.
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Have you heard of Bollywood? All singing, all dancing and unrealistic, it is the perfect alternative to normal Hollywood movies. Bollywood is the Indian film industry, based in Mumbai, formerly known as Bombay. Most Chinese school kids have probably never seen an Indian Filmgare Awards, Bollywood's Oscars, turn 50 years old.
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The typical Bollywood movie usually has the following ingredients: a cup of romance, a teaspoon of comedy, a dash of international sight- seeing, served with a huge slice of singing and dancing. There will also be one brave hero, one beautiful heroine and one baddie. The result is a fun-filled musical.
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There is never any mention of politics, poverty or war. The actors change clothes and locations within a single song. But the audiences don't mind. To Indian movie lovers, especially the poor, such films are a gateway to heaven and the stars are their gods. The films take them to a magical world away from their everyday troubles. The films tell them the impossible is possible and that true love conquers all.
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But, behind the beautiful scenes, Bollywood still emphasizes traditional family values. In moat films, if two lovers want to break an arranged marriage, they can't just run away. They must win over their parents.
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So if you are tired of all that Hollywood actions, check out the following Bollywood films. They will take you to a brighter, cheerier and more colorful world, where it's still cool to dance around a tree and sing a love song.
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