题型:完形填空 题类:常考题 难易度:困难
黑龙江省牡丹江市第一高级中学2018-2019学年高二上学期英语10月月考试卷
On the very first day, God created the cow. He1 to the cow, "Today I have created you!2 a cow, you must go to the field with the3all day long. You will work all 4 under the sun! I will give you a life5 of 50 years."
The cow objected, "What? This kind of a 6life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I'll give back to you." So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, "What you are7 to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to8 at them! I'll give you a life span of 20 years."
The dog objected, "What? All day long to9by the door? No way! I'll give you 10 my other 10 years of life!" So God agreed.
On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, "Monkeys have to11people. You've got to make them laugh and do monkey 12 I'll give you 20 years life span."
The monkey objected. "What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten years will13, and the other 10 years I'll give you back." So God agreed.
On the fourth day, God created14 and said to him, "Your job is to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, I'll give you a 20 year life span."
The man objected. "What? 15a good life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best and you16me to live only for 20 years? No way, man! Why don't we make a(n)17? Since the cow gave you back 30 years, and the dog gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will 18them from you! That makes my life span 70 years, right?" So God agreed.
AND THAT'S WHY...
In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much. For the next 30 years, we19all day long, suffer and get to 20 the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks. And for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people!
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