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After reading the passage below, fill in the blanks to make the passage
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The Best Book I've Ever Read
Frankly,
I have read nearly all of the great works of literature, but no book has ever
impressed me as deeply or directly {#blank#}1{#/blank#} Joel Stein's Man Made: A Stupid Quest for Masendinity.
Haven't
we all, on some level, been Jewish boys in New Jersey in {#blank#}2{#/blank#} 1970s with only female friends, an Easy-Bake oven and a strong
preference for show tunes? Haven't we all had a panic attack {#blank#}3{#/blank#} learning we're going to have a son, since that means we're going
to have to figure out how to throw footballs, watch other people throw
footballs and decide {#blank#}4{#/blank#} to be happy or sad about
the results of football throwing? Haven't we all then tried to correct our lack
of maleness by becoming a man, fighting fires with firefighters, {#blank#}5{#/blank#} (drive) a Lamborghini and doing three days of Army training camp?
I know I have.
The
only parts I didn't fully enjoy were {#blank#}6{#/blank#} in which the author suffered horribly. After just three hours of
training camp, he fainted weakly into the arms of a soldier. The film rights to
Man Made have already been sold to Fox, and I hope it gets {#blank#}7{#/blank#} (turn) into a movie with George Clooney playing the Stein role,
since they remind me so much of each other.
{#blank#}8{#/blank#} this is only Stein's first book, I would already consider him as
someone like David Sedaris, Dave Barry, James Thurber, Mark Twain and Abraham
Lincoln. I {#blank#}9{#/blank#} (recommend) Man Made not
just to all my friends and family but also to strangers on Twitter over and
over again. My one fear is {#blank#}10{#/blank#} after this great
achievement, Stein will lose his ability to be a cruel critic of our shallow
times.