It isn't MY Fault

    It's Monday today. Miss White comes into the classroom. She sees Mike, the tallest student, is standing in front of the blackboard and speaking like a teacher. The boy does not see her and is still standing there. The children begin to laugh and he looks round and finds Miss White is standing behind him, so he runs back to his row. 

  “Morning, class,” says Miss White.

  “Morning, Miss White.”

    Ann stands up and says, “Sam and I are on duty today. Sixteen boys and eighteen girls are here.”

  “Sixteen boys? Who doesn't come today?” ask Miss White.

  “Bill and hisfamily move to London”

  “Oh, I see,” Miss White says. But she sees a cat on theteacher's desk. She asks, “Who draws the cat here?”

   No child answers, but they're looking at Mike. So she says,“Can you answer the question, Mike?”

   The boy has to say , “ I'm sorry, I do.”

 “ You're the worst child in your class!”

 “ It isn't my fault. Why do you let Bill leave US?”

   Choose the best answers